smallrat36wagon:

shadybitchcraft:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

heir-to-the-diamond-throne:

Me: *falling asleep to an audiobook on the science of the gut*

Book: saliva is actually filtered blood!

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Me: ʕʘ‿ʘʔ

Book: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger than morphine, but we don’t produce a lot of it otherwise we’d be constantly high

Me: ʕʘ Д ʘʔ

Opiorphin is 6x stronger than morphine and actually contains an anti-depressant compound which is why some doctors believe it’s linked to comfort eating

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/20610867/

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

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virdanrains:

lisa-franck:

gogomrbrown:

Georgia Tech Pride Alliance organizer shot and killed by police for having unopened multi-tool.

Hey and by the way dont you fucking forget the New York Post referred to them as a “barefoot, gender-bend(er)”. They were non-binary and a big name in the LGBTQA+ community here in Atlanta. Dont you FUCKING FORGET they tried to slander them beyond the fucking grave.

Their name was Scout Schultz. You should know their name.

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one-for-all-plus-ultra:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

I donโ€™t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

Cain really did fuck around and find out

cain: hey i wonder whatโ€™d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

image

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subtle:

whoever first decided to stab small holes in their ears so they could put shiny things in it was a fucking genius

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